• I was born in later summer/early autumn and I was a little tiny kitten.
  • My mom named me after a Hall and Oates song- insert barf sound here.
  • When I was little, I had four alter egos… Linda Carter Wonder Woman (had to be the whole name), Cinderella, Evita and Hanna. There were periods of time when I would only answer to these names.
  • I was a ballerina- tiny dancer
  • I loved Jell-O Pudding Pops
  • I can play the Oboe, Flute, Clarinet, a little bit of Trumpet and I know my way around a Piano. I can also sing, but I get embarrassed.
  • I was a cheerleader
  • I was the Homecoming Queen in High School, but I thought I had like two friends and my guy friends, the geek squad.
  • I am a recovering alcoholic with three years of sober life.
  • I love nerdy things.
  • I love kewl things.
  • I was once known as the “kissing bandit.”
  • Music inspires my mood.
  • My breasts are real, as well as my lips, and teeth.
  • I just had scrambled eggs with cheese for dinner because I’m f-in punk.
  • I’m either such a combination of everything that I mesh well with everyone, or I am in my own world and everything is superficial.
  • Teachers once told my mother that I was very intelligent, but I seemed to be in my own world most of the time.
  • I love animals and if I could have a farm I would start buying animals right now.
  • I used to be an artist and I was really good at what I was doing, until my dad told me I had to choose something else to do because I could never make a living doing it.
  • Now I am doing hair- a different form of the art I originally started many years ago.
  • I have lived more than you- even if you are older than me.
  • I have had the most amazing things happen to me and literally the lowest of the low.
  • I was in the slammer.
  • I may have squirted a cop with mustard before. That’s what you get for saying “nice tubes.” Moron.
  • Super Mario Bros. is my all time favorite game. It doesn’t matter if something cool comes out in the future. Mario will still be my fave.

There are so many, but I will now take a break and get back to this another time. Fun Facts are cramping my brain.